Kablammo!

Back from Canada, I am. Off to Mexico, I am. North America truly is the most Northern of the American continents, and the most American of the Northern continents. Also, home to the world’s longest non-militarized border, which is pretty swanky as well.

In other news, man with sword kills 2 at grocery. Seriously, go read the article. “As he roamed the store, employees armed with barbecue utensils, mayonnaise jars and trashcan lids tried to corner him.” Mayonnaise jars: what aren’t they good for?