Well, here’s a poke at you

October 21, 2005


  • Why in God’s name does such a thing exist? And why can’t I turn away?
  • Let me tell you, it feels terrible to take a brand-new $100 DVD burner and immediately start hacking bits of plastic off of it before you can even test whether it works. Can you say “goodbye warranty”? At least it seems to function properly, damn laptops and their nonstandard faceplate/opening/crevice designs.
  • The last 3 or 4 times I’ve been to Wal-Mart, I’ve purchased a $6 wristwatch while there. I think I have some kind of disease. But I also have a lot of wristwatches.

Song of the Moment: «Radio/Video» — System of a Down


  • Aili says:

    Stop ruining your watches.

    And I am making you that “I ♥ Beedogs” shirt.

    1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it—
    MяRT and you know why.

    2. Am I lovable?
    In an odd sort of way.

    3. How long have you known me?
    A million years.

    4. When and how did we first meet?
    Some esto thing, no doubt.

    5. What was your first impression?
    I remember you dressed as a mime tackling me during some öömäng at suvekodu one year. I also remember you dressed absurdly, dancing with my brother in a dress Latisha. I also remember us taking you home from suvekodu, and you picking on me a lot in the car.

    6. Do you still think that way about me now?
    You still pick on me. I hope you are not still dancing with Latisha. I hope you don’t still dress up as a mime.

    7. If you were to describe me to someone, what would you say?
    Occasionally eerily similar to me, only male and not nearly as happy-go-lucky as I can be.

    8. Have you ever had a crush on me?

    9. Do you now?

    10. What do you think my weakness is?
    Getting out of bed.

    11. What do you think my strength is?

    12. Do you think I’ll get married?

    13. Do you think I’ll have children?

    14. If so, then what kind of a dad will I be?
    One that finally makes sense to his kids by the time they’re adults.

    15. What makes me happy?

    16. What makes me sad?
    The fact that I live far away from the rest of Sideproject.

    17. What reminds you of me?
    Among other various things, Muse, “Endlessly.”

    18. Have you ever been envious of me or something I have?
    You can play a lot more guitar. You know more trivia.

    19. What do you think is my best physical feature?
    Lack of afro. :]

    20. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
    A piano.

    21. Describe a favorite memory involving me—
    Singing at suvepäevad.

    22. Describe the stupidest/silliest memory involving me—
    Going down to the oja at 7 a.m. with Leelo, Tenno and you, singing the Koguja suurlaagri laul over and over again. An hour or so later you and Leelo telling me to sit down in the väljak before leaving me there to fall asleep, then waking up and looking over at you sleeping and convincing myself you were Liina. Also at suvepäevad.

    23. What’s your favorite thing to do with me?
    Sing, it seems.

    24. When’s the last time you saw me?
    August 28th-ish.

    25. Do you miss me?
    Not really. I talk to you more than even people who live in Baltimore.

    26. Do you wish we could hang out or spend more time together?
    Seems like we will.

    27. If you could spend a whole day with me, expenses aside, what would we do together?
    Sleep, duh. And then wake up at night and go eat at Churrascaria Plataforma.

    28. How often do you think about me?

    29. Have you ever dreamt about me?

    30. Have you ever wanted to tell me something, but couldn’t?
    Nothing jumps to mind.

    31. Do you think you can talk to me about anything?

    32. If you could change one thing between us, what would you change?
    My terrible French.

    33. Do you think I could kill someone?
    You could, but I don’t think you would.

    34. How well do you know me?
    That’s easier for you to judge, methinks.

    35. Describe me in three words—
    Tall, lazy, sarcastic.

    36. Describe me in one sentence—
    Myrt is tall, lazy, and sarcastic. :]

    37. If you had to pick a theme song for me, what would it be?
    Muse, “Endlessly.”

    38. Is our friendship strong or weak?

    39. Do you think we’ll still be friends at the end of high school?
    Seems as though we are.

    40. In five years?

    41. In twenty years?

    42. If you could give me one piece of advice, what would it be?
    Take me to eat at Churrascaria.

  • Celia says:

    http://www.stuffonmycat.com/, almost as amusing as the bee dogs. I also have a hell of a lot of Walmart watches. I break mine all the time though.

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