Kablammo!

I’m well on my way to becoming everything I’ve always hated. I’ve got some vinyl records, I’ve got a turntable that spins and is connected to an amplifier which is driving some speakers…. So as soon as I actually get a needle I’ll be ready to progress to the next level of being an asshole audiophile. I imagine that’s something like Bulbasaur evolving into Ivysaur or something.

Which poses the question, why in God’s name is the wikipedia entry for “Bulbasaur” a good 25% longer than the one for “Iran-Contra Affair“? For fuck’s sake.